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Feb
16th
2012

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My name is Jennifer, and I’m an odd bird.

I literally just put a piece of cookie in my mouth then took it out and put it safely back on the napkin because…my exact thoughts…”Oh no…that’s the soft center. Save that bite for last. It’s the best part.”

Then I proceeded to eat the edges—eagerly awaiting the moment when I would taste the soft center again.

(Get your mind out of the gutter!!! I’m talking about a damn cookie! Perv.)

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  8. ericarosie said: That’s what I do with cookies! Yum
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