No…not like some jerk hit me. Like I was watching my dog play with the neighbor’s dog in the courtyard and his insanely spastic dog charged after the ball and ran straight into my knee. It popped backwards (hyper-extended) for a second and hurt like I’d been kicked in the breasticle.

After making it rain f-bombs and seriously considering amputation, I composed myself.

Anyway…my knee hurts more than a Jersey Shore marathon and I’m getting ridiculous looks when I tell people that a dog hit me last night.

Want to see Karma in action? After the neighbor’s dog hit my knee, it picked up the sack of MY dog’s poo that I was going to throw away after they were done playing. It proceeded to play a fun game of keep-away from it’s owner who was trying to get it to drop the sack of poo. In the end, it ended up eating my dog’s poop. Yup…you can’t make this shit up!!!