December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I love that you liked my silly video! :)
therealcherilyn replied to your video: Today is my little girl’s 6th birthday! She got a… awww! that face. I know…she rules me. Totally adorable 95% of the time. :) heathencupcake replied to your video: Today is my little girl’s 6th birthday! She got a… I have officiall OD’d on cute today.. what a sweet thing to share.. love the little tail waggin! LOL It’s the...
Dec 31st
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WatchWatch
Today is my little girl’s 6th birthday! She got a special dinner and a new toy. (Sorry about my bad singing & baby voice.)
Dec 31st
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You know it!
sophieonthedge replied to your post: New Years “Tradition” Remember: red and yellow underwear! ;) I may have to paint a white pair. I don’t think I have either color. ;)
Dec 31st
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New Years "Tradition"
Here are some of the random things I did last New Year in an effort to start a fun tradition. I looked up New Year’s traditions online, found a bunch, and adopted the ones I liked. So…here is the random timeline of events. Ate 10 grapes starting at the countdown to midnight Kissed my dog on her fuzzy beak because she’s been my new years kiss for 5 years Burned a list of bad...
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Sometimes I feel so empty that if someone were to whisper in my ear, it would echo inside my hollow soul like a howling wind.
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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My stocking sings. Does your stocking sing? No? Too bad.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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This...
yzupp: The problem with sadness is it’s often like getting hit in the face with a hockey puck when you’re at a baseball game.  …is the most perfect description of saddness I have ever read.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Just in case any of you gets shot with an arrow...
The toothpicks in my bagel sandwich were jammed in so tight it felt like what I imagine pushing an arrow through flesh feels like. So, if you ever get attacked by Indians (the Native American kind) come see me and I’ll remove the arrow. BTW…I’m Cherokee, so I may have shot you with an arrow. If I didn’t shoot you, I’m getting pissed on firewater and ripping you off...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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You people...
…with your pictures and art on your walls. You home and dorm room decorators. You hang things up and paint walls and personalize your living space. Your furniture matches. It boggles my mind. What is this black magic? Every time you awesome people post pictures of yourselves, I look in the background and think, “that’s a kickass bedset” or “ooh…nice wall...
Dec 21st
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Sometimes I Don't Mind: Anatomy of a Reply All →
flyoverjoel: To: Everyone@work.com From: Barb in Accounting Subject: Please Turn off PC’s Over the Holidays Just a quick reminder to turn off your PC’s over the holiday weekend. Thanks, Barb ************************************* To: Everyone@work.com From: Steve in Marketing Subject: RE: Please Turn off… Genius. Hilarious. Love.
Dec 21st
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I'm not a heathen!
theopenroad1978 replied to your post: I’m a badass… Did you blow on it or wipe it off? Yeah…I inspected it, blew on it, shrugged and thought, “why not.” (Pretty much my dating M.O.)
Dec 21st
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I'm a badass...
a gross one. I just dropped my banana-butterscotch muffin in the cafeteria, watched it roll across the heavily-traversed floor and thought, “I’m still going to eat the shit out of that muffin.” That muffin was in my belly in less than a minute. Fucks given…none.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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the random ramblings of an angry dinosaur: people... →
fredasaurusrex: • I am not entitled to anything I didn’t work hard for. • I will not blame my problems on others. • I will not go to college and major in something that will give me no marketable skills and then cry about how I can’t find work. • what I make of my life is my responsibility not anyone else’s. • I will not panic when things don’t go my way because I will accept that this is...
Dec 20th
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belatedbrent asked: Alright. So you're a Braves fan, have pretty eyes, and you hate the dentist, too. Hmm.. Let's see, is there anything bad about you? You're the awesomest.
Dec 19th
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I answer things...
little-harmonica said: Wow…beautiful eyes! :) Thank you, beautiful! I was lucky to be born with two! (BTW…my eyebrows are in desperate need of torture by plucking.) ;) elle-yeah said: ...
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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This just happened...
So, I was stuffing my face with some chips (go fig, right?) and one fell, bounced off my lap and into my purse on the ground. Instead of digging it out, I thought, “That will be cool when I find weeks from now when I switch handbags.” $10 says I eat it. Wait for it… EWWWW! You’re welcome.
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Guilty Pleasures
Water bottles (I own at least 20) Gel pens Snack food. Specifically Easy Cheese and Chicken & a Biscuit Crackers, Cajun Crab Dip, Cheese Balls, Sweet & Hot Beef Jerky, and Sour Cream & Cheddar Ruffles. Coldstone Cake Batter Ice Cream with chocolate chips (followed by lactose poots…TMI?) KitKats or Mounds Romantic Comedies (Especially Jane Austen movies) TUMBLR!!! (duh) ...
Dec 15th
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