February 2012
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I will love you forever, Sean!
seanblazed replied to your photo: I may just have to put this little bat in my purse…
Totally going to watch this. Streaming now.
4-EVER AND ALL WAYS. Yeah…all of them ways. ;)
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liltswag asked: Will you still be my friend if I drool all over you while eating grilled cheese?
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“It’s hard being a Taurus. We either need someone to dominate us or just...”
– Me, just now to a fellow Taurus friend.
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It's good to know I'm not alone. :)
funbunny said: I’ve always been a dude to completely misread a woman because she was nice to me. I’m also the last to realize when a woman is interested in me.
It’s hard to read signals on both sides of the fence. I’ve been mistaken, too. I never want to assume...
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It's Tuesday, right? Here's the truth about being...
Have you ever been in a position where you’ve had to hold part of yourself back? I keep finding myself in these positions. Especially with guys.
I’m a flirty, complimentary, genuinely nice person by nature. I love to see people smile. I LOVE to make people feel good about themselves. I am the ultimate cheerleader in people’s lives. But, it gets me in trouble. Some guys...
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My Tumblr Defined
MEMES! (almost) ALL the MEMES! Not the sexy ones. I don’t do sexy.
Pictures of my goofy face
Sometimes a picture of my body, too—but only on a skinny day
Random stories! (I love the random stories.)
My stinky butthole of an opinion. It stinks like everyone’s opinion does. Buttholes.
Pictures/video of my beloved…my dawg.
INTERACTING WITH YOU LOVELY PEOPLE! (My...
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My name is Jennifer, and I'm an odd bird.
I literally just put a piece of cookie in my mouth then took it out and put it safely back on the napkin because…my exact thoughts…”Oh no…that’s the soft center. Save that bite for last. It’s the best part.”
Then I proceeded to eat the edges—eagerly awaiting the moment when I would taste the soft center again.
(Get your mind out of the gutter!!!...
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Who isn't following this sexy stick of dynomite? →
If you’re not following my girl, Toni, then you’re missing out. She’s sweet and spicy…just like the Chinese food I’m craving right now. I think everyone should follow her. Make that happen…mmmkay?
If it wasn’t for Toni, I would still be wasting my weekends away on my couch. She is the cocaine to my social life. :)
Thanks for making my life funner, Toni!...
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Prepare for Shitstorm...
Things at work are about to get “mad busy, yo.”
I feel like there should be a countdown or a drum roll to the ensuing shitstorm that is about to blow through my department.
What’s a shitstorm, you ask? (How hilarious is it that there is a Wikipedia page about the “shitstorm”?)
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105 Writing Tips from Professional Writers
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Inspiring, informative, amusing and entertaining writing (and quotes) from top writers in all genres.
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I love this!!! :)
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Work Schmerk
Has it really been FOUR days since I last posted anything??? Jeeze. What the crap? It’s like I’ve been working hard or something.
Anyway…I’m a “News Publications Specialist” for a large DIY moving company. I’ve posted videos and blog posts here before. It’s no secret.
I basically write news stories for internal consumption—meaning only the...
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I love you guys...
Thanks for the comforting words. I know I’m being a big sissy about this whole home buying thing. I got pre-qualified on Friday and now I need to start seriously looking. (This is the fun part, right???)
I’m really excited, too. Don’t get me wrong. I’m just super nervous. It’s a huge step.
But, it will be nice to have a place that is all mine (and the bank’s)....
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BUYING A HOUSE SCARES ME.
SCARES THE PEE OUT OF ME, DEPENDS-STYLE.
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I got hit by a dog last night.
No…not like some jerk hit me. Like I was watching my dog play with the neighbor’s dog in the courtyard and his insanely spastic dog charged after the ball and ran straight into my knee. It popped backwards (hyper-extended) for a second and hurt like I’d been kicked in the breasticle.
After making it rain f-bombs and seriously considering amputation, I composed myself.
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January 2012
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Things that make me happy ...
office supplies (specifically gel pens and notebooks)
my chocolate lab
chocolate
mint oreo Blizzards
Coldstone cake batter ice cream with chocolate chips
sweet and hot beef jerky
sour cream and cheddar Ruffles
movie marathons on my couch
long weekends
my awesome friends
my family
smooth sailing on the interstate or green lights on surface roads
having a productive day
getting all my...
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People that use the poke feature on Facebook...
…need to have their clicking finger removed.
(Disclaimer: I keep getting “poked” by the same dude. I never “poke” back. Give it up!!!)
DAMN.